ali raza

C#, .Net ,Asp.net and my thoughts

some jokes from some where

1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u – u love your daughter – so I love your daughter.

2) Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” o”shoot himself”.

3) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

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