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European english

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the
official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known as ‘Euro-English’. In [...]

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pakistani

What a SHOT…….. ……… ……… . A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog in chandni chowk area of New Delhi. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A Times of India reporter was seeing all this. He said”That was great.I’ll definitely publish this [...]

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Microsoft & General Motors

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
“If GM had kept up  with technology like the computer industry has, we
would all be driving  $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the  gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating:
“If GM had developed [...]

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1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u – u love your daughter – so I love your daughter.
2) Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” o”shoot himself”.
3) What is a [...]

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