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Software Development form layman approach
Posted in jokes on September 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
European english
Posted in jokes on May 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the
official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known as ‘Euro-English’. In [...]
YouTube
Posted in jokes on January 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Random Number
Posted in coding, jokes on January 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
pakistani
Posted in Favorites, jokes on August 28, 2006 | 1 Comment »
What a SHOT…….. ……… ……… . A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog in chandni chowk area of New Delhi. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A Times of India reporter was seeing all this. He said”That was great.I’ll definitely publish this [...]
Microsoft & General Motors
Posted in jokes on July 31, 2006 | 1 Comment »
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
“If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we
would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating:
“If GM had developed [...]
some jokes from some where
Posted in jokes on July 21, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u – u love your daughter – so I love your daughter.
2) Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” o”shoot himself”.
3) What is a [...]